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July – October 2020
July 2020
Saturday July 11, 2020 · 1PM
Zootopia MOOP Parade
Margaret Mahy Playground, 159 Armagh St
The Chchophony train has left the station! Disguised as animals, our society's nuptial parade will roam the CBD collecting as much trashure (MOOP - Matter Out Of Place) as possible for the secret red panda shrine. In an homage to the birth of the Raccoon Society on the streets of Shanghai, we are re-creating their first ever event, trash panda style.
📷 Photos coming soon
Sunday July 12, 2020 · 3:34PM
Marshmallow Racing
Regent St. corner by Gloucester St.
Think you got a fast marshmallow? Come test it out against professional marshmallow rollers from all over the country. Hosted by Cocaine Cheetah and his gang of speed demons. Previous experience in the practice of bullshit is an optional prerequisite.
📷 Photos coming soon
Wednesday July 15, 2020 · 8PM
Run-away Runway
XCHC, 376 Wilsons Rd
Anyone can be a supermodel. Bring a selection of your wildest attire to add to a pile of costumes and be prepared to interpret obscure concepts through the gentle art of dress up. You bring the glamour. You stalk the runway. Strike the pose. You are the entertainment.
📷 Photos coming soon
The fifth sunny night of the month when Orion's tail is aligned with the moon · 6PM
Twerk-hop Twerk-shop
Dance-o-Mat, Colombo St (near Gloucester St)
It's the event that everyone has been waiting for. The twerking workshop you thought you would never attend. Well, think again. Come limber up and shake what your mama gave you.
📷 Photos coming soon
August 2020
Saturday August 15, 2020 · 3PM
Authentic Listening
XCHC, 376 Wilsons Rd
A practice in the dying art of really listening to another human being. Pairs rotate through timed sessions of uninterrupted sharing. No advice. No interruptions. Just presence.
📷 Photos coming soon
Tuesday August 18, 2020 · 5:30PM
Red Panda Twerkshop
Dance-o-Mat, 129 Gloucester St
The sequel nobody asked for but everyone needed. This time with panda ears.
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Monday–Wednesday August 24–26, 2020
Zone Trip #1
Departure from XCHC 9AM
The first official Chchophony zone trip. Destination: classified. Duration: 3 days. Supplies: bring your own weird.
📷 Photos coming soon
October 2020
Saturday October 3, 2020 · 11AM
Punch the Patriarchy
TBD
Does the term femninazi piss you off? Are you #triggered and ready to do something about it? Well step on up and do your worse, let the anger out and get ready to smash the patriarchy...right in the face. We'll provide a white cis male for you to target your best slaps and choking techniques. All welcome. Bring the kids.
📷 Photos coming soon
Wednesday October 14, 2020 · 9PM
CHCH is UR Playground
TBD
How well do you know CHCH? Do you have secret desires to explore the city like you have never done before? Prepare yourself for the unlikely and be ready to take a risk. This one is for the animals and adventure seekers. Let the urban exploration begin.
📷 Photos coming soon
Sunday–Tuesday October 18–20, 2020
Zone Trip #2: Quail Island
Quail Island
Here we go again! Off to another adventure! What a better way than celebrating spring with a wellness zone trip? Location is known but the rest is more or less open to be shaped by the courageous group who have committed to do the thing! In a safe environment one can allow themselves to explore beyond their levels of comfort. A Zone Trip can be described as the creation and exploration of temporary autonomous zones.
📷 Photos coming soon
Thursday October 29, 2020 · 5PM
Trolling Hour
XCHC
What's more fun than trolling others online? Well trolling together with a group of friends, of course. Don't be shy and stop hiding behind your keyboard, join us for a healthy trolling session as we reunite to win the internet and troll the trollers. All you need is a phone or a computer and sharpen your best wit. Targets to troll wins extra points...
📷 Photos coming soon