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September – December 2025
Sunday September 7, 2025
Cathedral Square
Darth Vader formal in Cathedral Square. Fathers and Vader impersonators unite for a celebration of galactic parenthood. Black capes encouraged. Breathing apparatus optional.
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Sunday September 21, 2025
High Street
What started as a hot tub event became a scouting mission for the Dance-o-Mat Dance Off. Sometimes the best events are the ones that evolve into something else entirely.
Note: Became scouting mission for Dance-o-Mat Dance Off
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Saturday September 27, 2025 · 1PM
Park of Remembrance
Armed with signs, telescopes, an inflatable chicken, and matching blue suits, Chchophonists set up to recruit believers and skeptics alike for humanity's annual attempt at instantaneous relocation via quantum tunneling. Results: inconclusive. Attempts: ongoing.
📷 7 photos — gallery pending
Sunday September 28, 2025
TBD
Monthly mischief meetup. A support group for those afflicted with chronic mischief-making tendencies. Step one: admitting you have a problem. Step two: embracing it completely.
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Sunday October 5, 2025 · 9AM
Denny's
Formal attire mandatory. Pinkies up. It's Denny's.
📷 1 photo — gallery pending
Wednesday October 15, 2025 · 7PM
Zone Trip #1
Outskirts of civilisation
All of the self-designated fringe members of society, come meet us in the outskirts of civilisation for an evening of food and fondue by candlelight. Self reliance encouraged. Bring food and drink, a head torch, and sleep material if you wish to spend the night. Carpooling available. The first official Chchophony zone trip.
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Sunday October 26, 2025 · 4PM
TBD
Fever dream materialisation session. Monthly gathering of Chchophonists to plot, scheme, and transform absurd ideas into upcoming events. All welcome, especially those with impractical suggestions.
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Thursday October 31, 2025
Blood Donation Center
Dress as a vampire. Donate blood. The ultimate irony.
📷 3 photos — gallery pending
Wednesday November 19, 2025 · 7PM
215 Manchester St
Shit is about to go down on the dance-o-mat. Dance competition from 7pm onwards — bring your sik moves, winner decided at 9. Wide variety of music. Anyone may compete. Outfits play heavily into scoring. Judges accept bribes. Winner receives a bottle of mystery wine and a golden goose.
📷 9 photos — gallery pending
Wednesday November 26, 2025 · 7PM
Timezone Iversen Tce
What happens when clowns go bowling? The city's biggest sporting event is back and better than ever. And what makes anyone happier than a herd of fumbling, wombling, bumbling clowns? BYO clown attire and money for bowling.
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Sunday November 30, 2025 · 4PM
TBD
Monthly meetup to plan December events and reflect on the chaos created.
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Sunday November 30, 2025 · 6PM
TBD
A bad match-making event, where participants rotate around a series of short, shit dates with shitty people. Come in character: either as your top icks or as your worst self. (No actual hate speech PLZ). The anti-romance event of the season.
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2025
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📷 2 photos — gallery pending