The Events

Darth Vader formal in Cathedral Square. Fathers and Vader impersonators unite for a celebration of galactic parenthood. Black capes encouraged. Breathing apparatus optional.

What started as a hot tub event became a scouting mission for the Dance-o-Mat Dance Off. Sometimes the best events are the ones that evolve into something else entirely.

Note: Became scouting mission for Dance-o-Mat Dance Off

Armed with signs, telescopes, an inflatable chicken, and matching blue suits, Chchophonists set up to recruit believers and skeptics alike for humanity's annual attempt at instantaneous relocation via quantum tunneling. Results: inconclusive. Attempts: ongoing.

Monthly mischief meetup. A support group for those afflicted with chronic mischief-making tendencies. Step one: admitting you have a problem. Step two: embracing it completely.

Formal attire mandatory. Pinkies up. It's Denny's.

All of the self-designated fringe members of society, come meet us in the outskirts of civilisation for an evening of food and fondue by candlelight. Self reliance encouraged. Bring food and drink, a head torch, and sleep material if you wish to spend the night. Carpooling available. The first official Chchophony zone trip.

Fever dream materialisation session. Monthly gathering of Chchophonists to plot, scheme, and transform absurd ideas into upcoming events. All welcome, especially those with impractical suggestions.

Dress as a vampire. Donate blood. The ultimate irony.

Shit is about to go down on the dance-o-mat. Dance competition from 7pm onwards—bring your sik moves, winner decided at 9. Wide variety of music. Anyone may compete. Outfits play heavily into scoring. Judges accept bribes. Winner receives a bottle of mystery wine and a golden goose.

What happens when clowns go bowling? The city's biggest sporting event is back and better than ever. And what makes anyone happier than a herd of fumbling, wombling, bumbling clowns? BYO clown attire and money for bowling.

Monthly meetup to plan December events and reflect on the chaos created.

A bad match-making event, where participants rotate around a series of short, shit dates with shitty people. Come in character: either as your top icks or as your worst self. (No actual hate speech PLZ). The anti-romance event of the season.

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