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Newsletter Archive · Phase II (2025)

The Horse's Mouth serves as the voice of Chchophony Phase II, documenting the bloom of Cacophony in Ōtautahi and announcing upcoming adventures in absurdity.

Newsletters

Issue 2 — World Annual Teleportation Attempt (EN) — Issue #2
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World Annual Teleportation Attempt

SHART convenes in the Park of Remembrance. Critical mass for quantum tunneling: 68 to 70 people.

September 1, 2025

· I Am Your Father's Day · Sep 7, Cathedral Square
· High Street Hot Tub · Sep 21, Dance-o-Mat
· World Annual Teleportation Attempt · Sep 27

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Issue 3 — Fine Dining at Dennys (EN) — Issue #3
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Fine Dining at Dennys

Breakfast at Dennys, a godly bunker feast on the outskirts of civilisation, and the vampires give back for Halloween.

October 15, 2025

· Fine Dining at Dennys · Oct 5, 9am
· Zone Trip #1: Godly Bunker Feast · Oct 15
· Monthly Meetup · Oct 26

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Issue 4 — Dance-o-Mat Dance Off (EN) — Issue #4
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Dance-o-Mat Dance Off

The Dance-o-Mat is moving. One last dance off on Manchester Street, the Stupid Bowl, and an evening of speed hating.

November 1, 2025

· Dance-o-Mat Dance Off · Nov 19, 215 Manchester St
· The Stupid Bowl · Nov 26, Timezone
· Chchophony Meetin #5 · Nov 30

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Event Flyers

Issue flyer-teleportation — World Annual Teleportation Attempt (EN) — Issue #flyer-teleportation
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World Annual Teleportation Attempt

Event flyer · September 27, 2025

September 27, 2025

Issue flyer-dance — Dance-o-Mat Dance Off (EN) — Issue #flyer-dance
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Dance-o-Mat Dance Off

Event flyer · November 19, 2025

November 19, 2025